Fuck it

I think the frog knew I was talking shit and came at me again. I caught it with my laundry basket though. The frog doesn’t understand my lightning quickness.

I think the frog knew I was talking shit and came at me again. I caught it with my laundry basket though. The frog doesn’t understand my lightning quickness.

Final update the frog tried to jump on me but I was too quick and dodged it. Up yours frog, you lose.

Final update the frog tried to jump on me but I was too quick and dodged it. Up yours frog, you lose.

Update the frog is now above me. I think it may be a tactical position to jump on me

Update the frog is now above me. I think it may be a tactical position to jump on me

Been having a staring constant with this frog for 10 minutes now. Looking like he’s about to leap.

Been having a staring constant with this frog for 10 minutes now. Looking like he’s about to leap.

12-gauge-rage:

Police: “Where were you the night of December 12th?”Mitch Hedberg: “Buying a donut”Police: “Do you have a receipt to prove this?”Mitch Hedberg: “DAMMIT!”

12-gauge-rage:

Police: “Where were you the night of December 12th?”

Mitch Hedberg: “Buying a donut”

Police: “Do you have a receipt to prove this?”

Mitch Hedberg: “DAMMIT!”

(Source: nevver, via breakdownopendoors)